Child, pointing to goat: Is she an animal?
Me: Yes. Are you an animal?
Child: No.
Me: Yes you are.
Other child: What kind of animal am I?
Me: A human animal.
Other child: I want to be a rabbit.
For his sake, I hope some sort of reincarnation exists.
Child describing his experience milking a goat (or bottle feeding a kid?) to another child:
We made the goat pee into a bottle.
Sometimes I think the children of greater Cincinnati would be better off if I just stayed in bed.
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